There are people out there who will cater to the whims of the meek and the easily offended. I'm not one of them. I never take myself too seriously and love having fun with fellow nerds regardless of color, creed, or sexual inclination. Unless you wear crocs frequently. But if that's the case then you have other things you should be dealing with right now.

Babe, I need to know when you get off work so I know when I need to start contemplating putting on pants By Me today after a nap